Thank you For That!

Four people live in this house. We get along for the most part... however life is never lacking any moronic drama! I often cannot fathom the relentless ridiculous bullshit that comes at me on a daily basis. Silly things that seem to be from another world, another dimension. I don't want to believe they are real because things like this should not be.

Take my roommates for example: there is never toilet paper on the holder. There will be toilet paper on the counter, floor, in packages, ON the holder but never, never hung up on the holder itself. It makes me feel insane. If I hang up the toilet paper myself it will run out and one will be placed on top of the empty roll. At no time is it replaced or the empty tube discarded. What does one do in this situation? Heaven knows that if I ask them to cease this unsanitary bullshit, I'm the asshole.