Text Messaging : Pt. 1

A series of asshole rants that should have never been sent through Text Messaging! Here's one now!

From M to J:

"Yeah, apparently @ the mall's MAIN entrance using the crosswalk means I'm in the way. This old man came speeding around the corner, honks @ me cuz u know I'M the asshole in HIS way, and slams on his brakes 2 in. from my knees. Then I stop & look @ him like WTF as I step back & he speeds off (w/o) so much as a wave. I'm left standing there screaming @ the top of my lungs, 'It's a crosswalk u cockfucker!!!'"

Part 2 of this message reads (yeah, it was that long!):

"And later in the evening I end up behind someone who fell asleep in the left turn lane and a guy behind me hauls ass around my right then trying to make the light, nearly takes the front end of my car off as he cuts back into the lane to get in front of me. Of course I get to sit thru the light a 2nd time and slam on my brakes to avoid getting hit! Why do I leave the house?"


Ah, memories.

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