Annoying Neighbors : III : WTF Are You Doing Up There?

These bastards are at it again. I have no idea if it's the crazies next door or the new jackasses upstairs but every night between 11:30 p.m. & 12:30 a.m. there is... calamity. I can't believe these people are even real.

Not just once or twice, but every night for the past month or so there are inhuman sounds coming from one of my neighbors. I sit here working on whatever project is at hand and it begins: Squeaking. Rubbing. Banging. Loud, crazy sounds. I can only come to the conclusion they have selected this time as the Dance-in-the-shower-with-rubber-clogs-and-or-boots Hour, In which we celebrate the altar of the bath gods by strapping on our rubber footwear, standing on the balls of our feet, grinding unceasingly & dropping everything in the shower one object at a time.

I can't even fathom what is happening up there. Seriously... wtf is going on in life???