Jon & Kate + Hate

You know you're an asshole when you watch reality shows just to wait for someone to have a breakdown. I love watching TLC's Jon & Kate + 8. Between her OCD & his passive behavior, the couple reminds me of my s.o. and myself on some extreme level that is hilarious. Kate, mother of a set of twins and a set of sextuplets, is constantly exhausted and losing her mind. The poor woman knows no silence or peace and while I find it interesting to watch her deal with all these kids and still be a decent mother (something some bitches can't achieve with even ONE child), the cynic in me is wondering when she's going to have a nervous breakdown or her head's going to explode from stress. At the same time I'm waiting for the day her husband disappears and never returns or they all walk in to find him hanging from a noose in the garage. I know, I'm not only an asshole but a jaded asshole at that. However, if this never happens I will still be glad because the show is infinitely entertaining & I know when I'm older I'll see specials on what became of the children in their teen years. I'm already predicting what awful things lie ahead... I should be slapped! What am I, some sort of Disney movie villain??

Text Messaging : Pt. 1

A series of asshole rants that should have never been sent through Text Messaging! Here's one now!

From M to J:

"Yeah, apparently @ the mall's MAIN entrance using the crosswalk means I'm in the way. This old man came speeding around the corner, honks @ me cuz u know I'M the asshole in HIS way, and slams on his brakes 2 in. from my knees. Then I stop & look @ him like WTF as I step back & he speeds off (w/o) so much as a wave. I'm left standing there screaming @ the top of my lungs, 'It's a crosswalk u cockfucker!!!'"

Part 2 of this message reads (yeah, it was that long!):

"And later in the evening I end up behind someone who fell asleep in the left turn lane and a guy behind me hauls ass around my right then trying to make the light, nearly takes the front end of my car off as he cuts back into the lane to get in front of me. Of course I get to sit thru the light a 2nd time and slam on my brakes to avoid getting hit! Why do I leave the house?"


Ah, memories.

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