These bastards are at it again. I have no idea if it's the crazies next door or the new jackasses upstairs but every night between 11:30 p.m. & 12:30 a.m. there is... calamity. I can't believe these people are even real.
Not just once or twice, but every night for the past month or so there are inhuman sounds coming from one of my neighbors. I sit here working on whatever project is at hand and it begins: Squeaking. Rubbing. Banging. Loud, crazy sounds. I can only come to the conclusion they have selected this time as the Dance-in-the-shower-with-rubber-clogs-and-or-boots Hour, In which we celebrate the altar of the bath gods by strapping on our rubber footwear, standing on the balls of our feet, grinding unceasingly & dropping everything in the shower one object at a time.
I can't even fathom what is happening up there. Seriously... wtf is going on in life???
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The Law of Visual Abuse
I need a law passed and I'll do anything and everything I can to and for whomever to make it so. There needs to be a Visual Abuse law, seriously. I'm no prize piglet and when given power to enforce my law I promise to be fair and generous and mainly account for inner beauty. However, I am convinced that if you yell at someone and what not and it can be called Verbal Abuse then there needs to be a law for people who are just too rough on the eyes and seek to shove it in the face of, thereby traumatizing, everyone they can.
Yeah, I'm fucking talking to you, Janice Dickinson. This law is made especially for you because I don't know what the hell you did to yourself with surgery or whatever but seriously you should be banned from television. Every commercial, every ad on the web, every time I see you I am traumatized because you are just flat out monstrous. As J would say, "Thank you for my nightmares." I know you were once beautiful, your face brought you money and fame but instead of just allowing yourself to grow old gracefully and letting us learn a new beauty, you punished your face for giving you the world. That's fucked up, Janice. You owe your face an apology more than you do the viewing public. I can't believe they pay you to judge beauty when you couldn't even allow your own beauty to age naturally! It's worse than Sarah Jessica Parker being paid to be sexy!
Big up to all the ladies who do it naturally. It's what was meant to be. Be happy with who you are, for the love of all that is good!
A big fat "up yours" to Oxygen and TV Guide channel for when I changed the channel to escape that awful show, it was also on TV Guide. >.<
Yeah, I'm fucking talking to you, Janice Dickinson. This law is made especially for you because I don't know what the hell you did to yourself with surgery or whatever but seriously you should be banned from television. Every commercial, every ad on the web, every time I see you I am traumatized because you are just flat out monstrous. As J would say, "Thank you for my nightmares." I know you were once beautiful, your face brought you money and fame but instead of just allowing yourself to grow old gracefully and letting us learn a new beauty, you punished your face for giving you the world. That's fucked up, Janice. You owe your face an apology more than you do the viewing public. I can't believe they pay you to judge beauty when you couldn't even allow your own beauty to age naturally! It's worse than Sarah Jessica Parker being paid to be sexy!
Big up to all the ladies who do it naturally. It's what was meant to be. Be happy with who you are, for the love of all that is good!
A big fat "up yours" to Oxygen and TV Guide channel for when I changed the channel to escape that awful show, it was also on TV Guide. >.<
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