50 minutes and counting...

"Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump..."

50 fucking minutes of thumping from someone's skipping CD and it's still going strong. How is this possible? These mother fucks next door have been listening to music since 2 in the afternoon and 50 minutes ago the CD starts skipping. Wow. Thank you. Thank you so much for that. I so enjoy hearing that pounding through my walls at midnight. I'm just about done with people.

On a semi-unrelated note: I officially hate Tyra Banks. This woman has irritated me for years and years and I never could quite put my finger on it, so I pretty much just ignored her. However I can't watch The Bad Girls Club and laugh at these clowns of society without being attacked by Tyra's enormous head and wannabe Oprah excitement at her show. This has given me the opportunity to zero in on what irks me about her: she's Summer. Who or what is "Summer"? Summer is now my general term for bitches of this nature, taken from the movie Napolean Dynamite. Tyra is that bitch. "Vote for Summer!" "I'm gonna get Bonne Belle lip gloss dispensers put in all the bathrooms!" "We're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms..."

Am I being clear enough? Tyra is that dumb, irritating bitch who floats through life thinking of nothing but MTV and who would only donate money to saving animals as long as they are cute and fluffy. That popular jackass in your class who has nothing important or inspiring to say but gets their own show on the school's closed circuit channel. And I hate those bitches. The proof finally came to me in a recent episode where she featured dark-skinned models and complained of a "Blackout" in the modeling industry where they are being phased out like some enormous conspiracy.

Tyra Banks. Light-skinned model with own talk show. Comforting dark-skinned out-of-work models... trying to make them feel better about the industry shutting them out... on her own talk show...

???????

Humanity fails again.

By the way... the thumping is still going on.