I want to be this lady when I grow up.

Greetings. I am the other half of this blog, and yes, I use the term "half" loosely, as this is only my first post here in the many months this blog has been operating. It's not that I've experienced a shortage of assholes -- quite the opposite, actually. I have recorded so many incidents worthy of their own posts on this blog that it's almost overwhelming. The problem is, whenever I try to write about one of these experiences, I become so incensed that about 2 sentences in, my writing devolves into the lunatic ravings of madwoman. And thus, now you understand why you have heard nary a peep from me -- until now.

However, dear readers, while I hate to disappoint you, I have not yet overcome my anger-induced writer's block. In the meantime, I present you with this fantastic little video, wherein Mercedes McAsshole attempts to make Grandma Justice the asshole for OBEYING THE LAW and CROSSING THE STREET IN A CROSSWALK. But, for once, fate is on the side of those battling to keep common sense and common courtesy alive and well in this day and age of self-absorbed jerks. Grandma Justice has the last laugh, as you'll see:



Oh, if only ALL encounters with assholes ended like that.

(P.S. - No, I am not sure if this is a real incident, or something orchestrated just for laughs, but it IS heartwarming either way!)