Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Lessons in personal hygiene

Dearest Roommate,

If you are going into the bathroom to brush your teeth and use your mouthwash, exactly how fucking hard is it to STAY IN THE BATHROOM for the additional 30-60 seconds of swishing said mouthwash around your mouth, and spitting it out in the BATHROOM sink? Why must you wander halfway across our house to spit in the kitchen sink, which is still full with last night's dishes? "But I rinsed the sink after" is NOT good enough. It doesn't change the fact that you left the bathroom to go spit all over dishes in the fucking kitchen sink. Because the bathroom sink suddenly wasn't good enough for the intermingling of your saliva and Listerine? Fucking disgusting.

Of course, I'm the asshole for questioning why someone would leave a room with a sink to go spit in another sink, especially when the second sink has the DISHES off which we EAT in it.

I really just don't understand.