Manners & Housekeeping Tips from Planet Fucktard

Okay, call me an asshole, but on what planet... in what world... in what sort of universe does it say that it's perfectly acceptable to not only leave all of your dirty ass dishes overflowing from the sink on to the counters and even the stove for days on end, but also (in the middle of said situation when you are left without dishes and utensils with which to eat/cook) go ahead and use up your roommate's pots, pans, forks, spoons, etc. leaving them with none and creating yet an even larger mess? Someone-- anyone please explain.

Every weekend it's the same thing : the roommates can't be bothered to clean because it's the weekend and DUH. And of course there's always those lovely days (which we all have) during the week when they just don't wanna clean or don't have the energy. Let me break something to you people: no one likes to clean, okay? It's simply something that must be done for many reasons and, while tidying up or keeping the home clean is definitely a job in itself, it still has to be done every day, each time there is a mess. Let me tell you something else : "I like to clean little by little as I go along to avoid cleaning up a much larger mess in the end," does not nor will it ever equal:

-leaving the tub of margarine on the counter for 5 hours, passing it 20 times as you go back and forth from the television / computer to get drinks & snacks and ignoring it as it melts and goes bad.

-letting the trash build up so much that you take out a second bag for the overflow, and then tossing that bag up against the trash can making the kitchen an even bigger and more crowded mess.

-having a collection of empty water bottles, soda cans & wrappers piled up on the coffee table never minding the fact that you could probably grab the old one when you go for the new one.

-leaving splatters of unused toothpaste on the sinks edge and rim to dry and crust despite the fact that the sink is beige and the toothpaste is bright neon blue-green -- I KNOW YOU SEE THAT SHIT, BITCHES.

-or changing the filter for the air conditioner and leaving the old one propped up against the unit's door in the middle of the hallway.

So please stop your bullshit and lies or explain to me the backwardness of your lazy, dirty ass culture.