Sorry Motherfucker.

Dear Douchebag at the end of the walk:

You are a total dick. Not only are you a lousy human being and all-around asshat but now you want to throw a helpless kitten out into the blazing hot pre-summer sun without food and water? Of course she has fleas, you shithead, you threw her outside unprotected. Perhaps if you'd take her back into the house and took care of her this wouldn't be the case. Also, for the 50th time I CAN NOT take in your fucking cat. Not only is she your fucking responsibility but I cannot own an animal. It's bad enough my roommate has to provide the poor, neglected animal with food and water, you should be ashamed of yourself. Next time you feel the desire to talk shit about me behind my back, make sure I'm actually in the house and not standing right in the doorway with my door wide open. I don't dig injustice. Stop trying me. I will box.

Sincerely, m.

P.S.
I hope your balls shrivel and die. It's the least you deserve for viciously stepping on her tail you son of a sloppy slut.